April72014
April32014

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via bilbo--bloggins)

April22014
6PM

darrynek:

you like attention?  how dare you.  how dare anyone like being loved 

(Source: panerasexual, via joshgohmsawesomebloggreatjob)

March312014
5PM

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via titstatscats)

March302014

doritos-maragaritos:

screwgravityy:

xdmelody:

Today’s obsession is Pug gifs.

IM SO FUCKING DONE

who posted this

(via tattoosthroughzombification)

March282014
March262014
collegehumor:

Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm
The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

collegehumor:

Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm

The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

(Source: reddit.com)

March252014

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

(via coolstoryfuckface)

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